cuddlebeaglesyndrome asked: Ohh man if he was so bad with his son in the LAFS AU then with Bra it must have been ten times worse

stupidoomdoodles:

i dont even dare draw it because it’d just be incoherent lovestruck cooing and vegeta just lying on the floor because he can’t handle how much he loves this single fucking baby

Do it! Do it! Do it! Peer Pressure! Peer Pressure!

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Anonymous asked: I remember you said you believed Vegeta could be a rapist, and I kinda agree, but do you think he'd just stop at women ? Like, I know that's horrible, but you think he'd rape alien children ? I don't think he would but we've seen how much he enjoyed hurting little gohan and killing children on Namek so I'm not sure he'd have any qualms at this point

stupidoomdoodles:

I think that he was more focused on destroying stuff and not so much on the sex part. Part of me also thinks he was molested (and even raped) as a child in Friezia’s court, so before he met Bulma he was turned off by sex or thought that it was something he was missing out on it. Just my own personal headcanon.

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johnincrediblepizzas:

HAHAHAHA I am laughing so hard at some of these people’s reblogs XD you guys are so funny XD <3333333333333333 
Mine is so boring: “best friends with-Android 18” :B 
well at least she’s cool.
OH MAN!!! HAHAHA XD
My sister’s is: “on a journey with-Mr. Satan”
My brother’s is: “Start training with-Gohan” -luckiest out of all of us
Dad: “change lives with Tapion” 
my friend: “married to bulma” -LUCKY! XD

Stuck in Jail with Goten…
WERE WE DRUNK???

So I host a TV show with Android 18…… That just sounds awesome!

misadventuresof:

johnincrediblepizzas:

HAHAHAHA I am laughing so hard at some of these people’s reblogs XD you guys are so funny XD <3333333333333333 

Mine is so boring: “best friends with-Android 18” :B 

well at least she’s cool.

OH MAN!!! HAHAHA XD

My sister’s is: “on a journey with-Mr. Satan”

My brother’s is: “Start training with-Gohan” -luckiest out of all of us

Dad: “change lives with Tapion” 

my friend: “married to bulma” -LUCKY! XD

Stuck in Jail with Goten…

WERE WE DRUNK???

So I host a TV show with Android 18…… That just sounds awesome!

stupidoomdoodles:

GOHAN YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO CRITICIZE ANYONE’S OUTFIT

Right in the OVARIES!

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Anonymous asked: does vegeta have any hobby ? what about bula? bulma and trunks

stupidoomdoodles:

Bulma and her family are overall completely crazy about everything, tastes included. they like the most offensive colors and rock it like crazy (seriously for god’s sake who has purple hair and doesn’t look ridiculous), they wear the craziest clothes and always look good in them, and their hobbies are always the most eccentric and unpratical possible.

For example, Dr briefs likes to collect antiques (he’s the official owner of the titanic. it doesn’t do anything. he just likes to know he owns the titanic.), mrs briefs has all of them rare plants and nearly extinct species in her garden (“oh but it’s just a tiny baby cutie mammoth ARENTYOUHUBERT”  “…you called the giant murderous mammoth hubert”  “ISNT IT ADORABLE”), trunks likes to have all the latest most expensive and revolutionary clothes he can find (his dressing room is twice as big as bulma’s. vegeta lost bra in there one time when she was learning to walk. he spent 2 hours running after her among diamond shoes and designer shirts he never even seen his son wear and bulma and trunks made fun of him for “LOSING A BRA IN A DRESSING CLOSET HA-HA-HA”. he hates the thing ever since), bra is fond of cute princess dresses, bows, stuffed animals (she has the entire noah’s ark in her goddamn room), disney movies and horrible awful fighting games forbidden for people under 28 and faint of heart (bra is a peculiar kid), and finally bulma loves destroying sport cars with giant contraptions/lasers/killing robots just for fun. it makes no sense. it’s super expensive. the rest of the briefs family likes to join in when she partakes. they all laugh like crazy scientists while adjusting their goggles when the competitors’ hoverjet worth 10 millions, complete with a handle made of gold, is reduced to a pile of ashes in a big ass explosion. vegeta watches them from afar. he knows he loves them and he knows he’s not one to talk when it comes to weirdness, but sometimes he just doesn’t get what the fuck is even going on in these crazy geniuses’ deranged minds

vegeta himself is surprisingly the tamest of the bunch when it comes to hobbies and ways of life. he overall simply doesn’t care for much apart from training, fights to the death with kakarrot and maybe hunting sometimes (something difficult to do because mrs briefs always cries if he brings back a dead dinosaur to the house. and then demands a funeral. and vegeta doesn’t get his meat because he’s too busy burning incense for a dead stegosaurus. and holding mrs briefs while she bawls and wipes her runny nose on his shoulder. its in these moments he wishes he wasn’t reformed the most and could just eat whatever the fuck he wants without hurting anyone’s feelings in this god fucking damned crazy ass family. seriously bulma already scolded him when he said he wanted to taste human meat and bra categorically refuses that he eats anything that was ever made a talking animal in a disney movie, which reduces the meat list by 90% and makes him fucking hate everything as he chews on vegetables. he hates vegetables. it makes everyone laugh but he still fucking hates them).

if he should have one peculiar hobby, it would be space spying. his space pod is still equipped with the radar device granted to frieza’s army, and that allows him to listen to relatively close exchanges without being spotted and endangering earth while eaves-dropping. bulma enhanced the contraption’s capacities when he asked her to, and he can now observes what’s going on in space on a regular basis pretty easily. it’s nothing too interesting usually, because the intergalactic planet trade collapsed on its own with the death of the colds and planets became much more secluded with the lack of a single mastermind controlling everything ; but sometimes, he still catches discussions, lost spaceships, reports, and what stands for space television and it makes him feel better about being stranded. people tend to forget that he’s not human by any means and that he’s still a foreigner on a weird ass land who doesn’t understand much of what stands for earth’s entertainment or politics, and hearing that that one king whose green face he couldn’t stand was finally killed during a laser battle in the X-88 system last week makes him smile to himself for days.

also space netflix is over 9000 times better than human netflix thats for sure

I wants Space!netflix!

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Anonymous asked: Can we see this magic time traveling photograph with the instructions to "wear a condom"? Future Vegeta be like "dude, she got the booty, trust me, which is you, YOU WANT DA BOOTY....but he don't got the pill." Future vegeta leaves then past vegeta is all "the fuck's the pill?"

stupidoomdoodles:

I friggin love how future!vegeta acts in this. he’s like the archangel gabriel coming for the annunciation that 33 yo vegeta is gonna bone that divine perfect ass, except he’s fucking terrible at it.

like “no. no. dude. listen. listen. dude. i know what you feel right now. i know you want to lick her all over like the perfect blueberry ice cream cone that she is. trust me i’ve been there. you gotta trust me because i am you. we’re in this together. get it. get it. why arent you laughing god you really need to get laid dude. GET IT"  and past!vegeta is like "I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS I DO NOT DO THESE KIND OF THINGS" and future!veggie just answers "yeah yadda yadda legendary super saiyan butt blablabla dude come on pls drop the act you’re talking to me. yourself. whatever. we used to rub one out every 2 seconds when she was around and who could blame us i mean have you seen her sweet sweet alien ass and trust me it becomes even better later on".

past!vegeta just squints very hard. “even better ?”  “dude. you dont even want to know what she looks like at 50 you’ve never seen a hotter milf in the entire galaxy and she’s over 9000% into you too she’s completely bonkers its great. also did you know not having their periods anymore does things to women’s libidos on this planet because wow brother youre gonna get laid a lot in the following years you dont even know. actually you know what i wonder if having kids didnt help that because she really wanted to do it every two seconds after bra, and oh have you seen a picture of bra yet, look at her stupid worthless half bred face isn’t she the most perfect thing ever, oh and also before i leave you better teach trunks that dodging technique you learn after the androids because that idiot is weak on his left side and that could help him later on, i know the woman says it woudn’t matter as the ceo of CC but what does she know my son gotta have the best in everything u get me right”

33yo vegeta just stares as his older counterpart ramble about babies diapers not being that bad and sons beating kakarrot’s spawns to a pulp at sundays brunches. “weren’t you…here to…tell me something important ? about kids ? and not having them ?”. “Oh yeah. right. well you know what be sure to absolutely not put a weird pink contraption on your dick if the woman proposes them to you, it’s evil and will make you have like 10 thousands babies in one go, trust me i’m here for your best interest, and oh if you see bulma eat tiny pills in the morning YOU BURN THAT SHIT RIGHT ON THE SPOT OK ? OK. GOOD MAN. GOOD LUCK DONT LET THEM NAME TRUNKS “BOXER” IT WAS THEIR FIRST CHOICE AND IT WAS STUPID”. he disappears in a puff of smoke. 33yo vegeta is confused but what he mostly got from the encounter is that he’s def gonna tap that sweet blue carpeted pussy in the future and he’s 100% ok with that revelation

Vegeta’s got his priorities, man. Pri-or-et-tais!

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Anonymous asked: What do you think would happen if post-buu Vegeta were to somehow have an opportunity to speak with his pre-earth self? This question haunts me at night! As well as random hours of the day...

stupidoomdoodles:

future vegeta steals trunks’ time machine when the kid visits

he teleports to his first week on earth in Capsule corp, runs to his past self, angrily hands him a picture and just teleports back without a word

a stunned 33 years old vegeta just stares at the weird angry older looking clone’s departure, wondering if he always was that short, then finally looks at the picture

it’s him wearing a pink shirt with puke all over it. trunks and bulma are laughing their asses off in the background, watching the still freshly exploded gravity room. a tiny 3 years old little girl is playing in the ruins and ripping vegeta’s old armor apart in childish glee. there is only one indication on the back of the picture

"wear a condom"

And pre-Cell Vegeta is still wondering “what the fuck’s a condom?”

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stupidoomdoodles:

i am now a 9000% sure that saiyan dads trying to be cool is my favourite thing to draw ever

If Lanipator can do the audio for this, the universe would perfect.

stupidoomdoodles:

i am now a 9000% sure that saiyan dads trying to be cool is my favourite thing to draw ever

If Lanipator can do the audio for this, the universe would perfect.

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stupidoomdoodles:

Vegeta hates losing control so he usually never drink but he gets a lot less uptight after Buu and bulma finally gets to drag him into her monthly drinking sessions. Neither of them can stand alcohol for shit (although with his saiyan genes vegeta has to drink a whole pack by himself to start feeling dizzy) and they’re horrible horrible megalomaniacs so it usually ends up like this

How much money ya want to bet this was how they ended up pregnant with Bra?

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stupidoomdoodles:

the oozaru transformation is pretty important in saiyan culture and a kid’s first transformation is a bit like the equivalent of human bar and bat mitzvahs. the child is shown the moon surrounded by their families and communities and get to roam around like big huge monsters of doom for a while until they are trained by an assigned teacher for the remainder of the night. The following morning, parents gloat about whose kid made the biggest ruckus, or was the biggest, or the ugliest, or had the strongest punch or best hearing or most control over his or her form : usually the first transformation is pretty exhausting and painful so it’s also seen as a big trial, and those who fare best gain an adult’s respect.

vegeta gets to see both his children transform ; it was an accident for trunks, because his tail had grown back suddenly in the night and he actually didn’t tell and went to see the moon all by himself because he wanted to look all cool and big and hairy to give a little scare to the neighbours. vegeta took over once trunks lost it and managed to bring him into a remote enough place to teach him some control over his form, which was actually pretty easy to do since trunks is a naturally fast learner just like his mom. vegeta was so proud he grounded trunks for only two months and gloated about his son’s big scary huge monkey face to every last one of the z fighters for hours on end

he insists on letting bra get into her oozaru form as soon as she’s 2 years old, even though bulma is really reluctant about seeing her cute little girl becoming a huge monster. she makes a lot of preparations like some medicine to put the beast to sleep in case she becomes too violent but vegeta just brushes everything off in his excitation. once bulma, trunks and mr and mrs briefs are psychologically ready they prepare a sort of weird birthday party in the yard. vegeta just carries bra and shows her the full moon like he’s in the lion king or something and is beaming like it’s christmas day when she transforms right on the spot.

she’s super huge and super blue and doesn’t even try to cause a ruckus because she’s too confused by everything, which vegeta thinks is “the best control of the oozaru form he’s witnessed EVER” in intense misguided fatherly pride. he shows her trunks and bulma and make her smell them to put her at ease with familiar faces and scents, and even though both of them are very weirded out, vegeta’s excitement and incoherent rambling are actually quite endearing. they all get to teach bra her first words in oozaru form and it’s really creepy to hear a 2 years old voice coming out of a giant murderous red eyed monkey, especialy when she says absolutely adorable things like “mama” and “papa”. vegeta is absolutely drowning in feels and insists on having ALL OF THEM BABY PICTURES first thing in the morning

This is official headcannon for me now

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